a rough night would include:
1. waking up the baby by meowing outside the baby's door.
2. chasing a q-tip around the house, the more vicious the chase the better. preferably the chase would include knocking into furniture
3. make further progress shredding the carpet and the couch (ignore scratching post)
4. knock small items off of the table and bookshelf
5. run laps through house with nails out - creating loud scratching noises on the wooden floor
When steps 1-5 are completed, pass out before mom wakes up so there can't be any retaliation. I'm pretty sure they don't even know it was me...
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